Saturday, November 29, 2008

Stupid News and World Report



The Turkey-Pardoner-in-Chief has decreed how he should be remembered - as a liberator of millions. Oh good grief.

And now that Thanksgiving is over, it's timer for our newest and most repugnant holiday tradition - the annual unedifying spectacle of extreme-right hatemongers foaming at the mouth about the non-existent War on Christmas. This offensively stupid, dishonest and anti-Semitic campaign gets more annoying and despicable every year. I wish Bill O'Felafel and his ilk would remember the true meaning of Christmas today - shoppers trampling each other to death and shooting each other over cheap Chinese crap at Walmart.

In other news, it seems that the State of Kentucky has a law that God must be acknowledged as the source of the state's security . I though it was marrying your sibling so that traditional family values prevailed. Of course, in Kentucky anyone with more than one tooth is a liberal elitist.

I swear, even after electing Obama, this country is beyond all hope.


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1minion wrote 11/30 8:12am in reply to Original article:

Yes, I read about some of your states and thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster that he was gracious enough to let me be born further north...

I hope there's hope for your country.  (Reply)

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