No More Mr. Nice Guy!

Abort Bush!

Good grief! Is there any chance we can move Inauguration Day up to, like, tomorrow? Please?

The Preacher Creature in Chief goes to the UN and bible-thumps to beat the band, making us look like a nation of backwoods hicks - not to mention hypocrites, considering how many people the US has killed in the last few years in the name of Gentle Jesus Meek & Mild (TM). And of course when he bloviates about "religious freedom", Junior is thinking only of the freedom of Born-Yesterdays to shove their twisted death cult down other people's throats - not freedom for those who don't want to worship any sky daddy.

Meanwhile, Barack Obama has already gotten a belt of the crozier as they say in Ireland. Catholic bishops plan to forcefully confront him on the subject of abortion, and demand that his administration mindlessly pledge fealty to their narrow and dogmatic strictures which regard women as nothing but incubators with no rights to control their own bodies.

"Any one of us here would consider it a privilege to die tomorrow--die tomorrow!--to bring about the end of abortion," said Auxiliary Bishop Robert Hermann of St. Louis.

Jeez! What is he talking about, suicide bombing? The FBI should be taking a hard look at these extremist mullahs.

We may have won the election, but sadly, the voices of ignorance, backwardness and know-nothingism will be strident and powerful for many years to come.