No More Mr. Nice Guy!

"Only our party can fix the damage that our party has caused."

Good friggin' grief - how can McCain be such a brazen lying bastard and not get struck by lightning? And how can anyone be so brain-dead as to buy this BS?

"John McCain doesn't run with the Washington herd," said Palin, the surprise pick as McCain's running mate.

"It's over. It's over. It's over for the special interests," McCain promised. "We're going to start working for the people of this country."

For crying out loud - McCain has been working for the special interests for 22 years! He's been taking millions from lobbyists and dishing out billions to them in cronyist corporate welfare!

"These are tough times for many of you, in the state of Michigan, times are tough," McCain said.

And who caused the tough times? I don't suppose it was the party that has held a monopoly on political power for most of the last eight years? The party that is synonymous with greed, corruption, arrogance and incompetence? The party of which McCain is a senior member?

"Change is coming, change is coming," McCain promised the audience, borrowing the same theme that Democrat Barack Obama has made the centerpiece of his run for the White House.

You've had 22 years in the Senate, and you can't even come up with your own slogan, let alone change anything? Bite me, you old bastard.

Jeez! If it's true that people get the politicians they deserve, then Americans must be the most evil people on Earth.