No More Mr. Nice Guy!

Go impeach yourself

Let's catch up on the news about everyone's favorite dick. Wouldn't you know it, Darth Cheney apparently had a hand in recently killing California's emissions law (and that of sixteen other states) after meeting with auto industry executives. Could this fascist bastard by any more blatantly corrupt?

Of course there's also the factor that Cheney is an alien who requires an atmosphere of carbohydrate smog to breath. Toxic waste courses through his veins, and he is kept alive only by the weekly transplant of a heart torn from the living body of an Iraqi orphan. But he's still a corrupt bastard.

The cowardly craven quisling Dems in Congress continue to insist that impeachment is off the table, and to shield Monkeynuts and his sinister puppetmaster from accountability at all costs, in defiance of the will of the majority of Americans of both parties. But the call for the Dark Lord's impeachment grows stronger every day. From the East Coast to the Heartland, from Telluride to the heart of the Mormon-Industrial Complex, the demand for accountability is getting increasingly harder for the "liberal media" to ignore.

Let 2008 be the year we shoot Cheney in the face! (Speaking figuratively, of course.)