Thursday, December 20, 2007
Liars figure
I love it! Mitt Romney's campaign has been forced to retract a claim made by Captain Magic Underpants that he saw his father marching with Martin Luther King. "He was speaking figuratively, not literally," said a spokesman.
I think this should be the all-purpose rethug mantra.
Mission Accomplished: "He was speaking figuratively, not literally."
Bush claims to have served in the National Guard: "He was speaking figuratively, not literally."
No Child Left Behind: "He was speaking figuratively, not literally."
Support the Troops: "He was speaking figuratively, not literally."
Most of all, considering that Junior stole two elections, any reference to "President Bush" is definitely figurative, not literal.
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RSS feed for comments | george.w wrote 12/25 7:21pm in reply to Original article: Just to say; Happy Holidays & a Wonderful New Year!!! And I mean that literally as well as figuratively.  (Thought for the day: Romney seems to never say anything that isn't handed to him by his handlers. And if every move you make is caused by your handlers, you (meaning Romney) are officially a tool) (Reply) |
 | No More Mr. Nice Guy! wrote 12/26 12:12pm in reply to george.w: Thanks very much - same to you!  (Reply) |
