No More Mr. Nice Guy!

Oh screw it, let's nuke 'em anyway

The George Bush Junior misadministration suffered two major setbacks today. Firstly, it has emerged that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003, thus depriving Cheney the Dick of an excuse to shoot them in the face. Legions of right-wing chickenhawks who lusted for war against Iran and nuclear Armageddon are weeping with frustration and gnashing their teeth as we speak.

Secondly, Venezuelan voters narrowly rejected Hugo Chavez's plan to end term limits for the presidency. Rats! There goes another excuse to invade an oil-rich country, kill its people, and convert its rulers to Christianity - or is it the other way round? Who cares? We just wants to kill us some brown folks!

Oh well, maybe our unelected Dictator-for-life will pick a fight with his soul-mate Vlad The Impaler Putin. Them Rooskies got plenty of oil...