No More Mr. Nice Guy!

Larry got a blowjob

Remember when a blowjob was enough to get you impeached? What goes around, comes around. I guess the rethugs never dreamed their deranged witch-hunt would come back to bite them in the, um, ass. In your face, 'thugs! ... so to speak.

All together now, to the tune of "Clinton got a blowjob":

He trolls airport bathrooms for sex all day
Larry got a blowjob
Then calls a press conference to claim he's not gay
Larry got a blowjob
He's a big family values guy, he raves and he rants
But then goes to the restroom and pulls down his pants
Plays footsie with neighbors, assumes a wide stance
Larry got a blowjob

So long, Larry, you're canned!