No More Mr. Nice Guy!

But the snow jobs will continue...

Tony Snow is leaving the White House for "financial reasons". His deputy Dana Peroxide is taking his place, ensuring that the flow of lies and spin will be uninterrupted.

Being press secretary for George Bush Junior is like being Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts - the turnover is astonishing. Obviously, Lord Cheneymort has laid a curse on the position.

Hmm, that lifeboat containing the rats deserting the shrinking ship is getting pretty crowded...