Saturday, July 21, 2007
Welcome to the Deathly Hallows...
Today is the day when the Dark Lord finally reveals his evil plans for world domination. That's right, President of Vice Dick Cthulhu Cheney becomes acting president for a day while surgeons look up George Bush Junior's ass. Maybe they'll find the WMD's there, along with the heads of John McCain and Joe Liebershit.
Think Cheney will meekly hand back the reins of power afterwards? Yeah, and I have a bridge in Alaska I'd like to sell you for a billion dollars. In the last few days, Severus Bush the Half-Wit Prince has been laying the groundwork for destroying what is left of the Constitution and any notion of presidential accountability. Torture has been given the stamp of chimperial approval and the regime has shown its total contempt for Congress by announcing that Congress has no power to bring contempt charges against it or its death-eater underlings. Oh, and anyone who criticizes Monkeynut's appallingly incompetent handling of the war against Iraq can have all his or her assets confiscated. See you in the poorhouse!
Speaking of incompetent warmongering, the US is now cutting deals and shaking hands with insurgents who were blowing the troops up with IED's yesterday. And "bad apples" among the troops who kidnap, rape and murder are getting off Scot free. And Junior accuses the Dems of playing politics because they want to get us out of this cluster-cheney of a never-ending nightmare.
It's official: the world has gone stark raving mad. I'm off on vacation. See you in a week's time, if Lord Cheneymort doesn't have other plans. "I have just signed legislation which outlaws Iran forever. Bombing begins in five minutes."
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