No More Mr. Nice Guy!

Psycho-in-Chief

The latest infantile gigglings of our National Embarrassment are now up on the White House website. Much as I cringed on initially reading in the press that Junior thought the highlight of his presidency was catching a freakin' fish while on one of innumerable, never-ending vacations, the media reports didn't capture the full awfulness of this two-legged train wreck who makes every multi-celled organism on the planet ashamed to be part of the same biosphere.

Consider the question he was asked by a German newspaper reporter: "What was the most wonderful moment in your terms of being President so far, and what was the most awful moment?" Junior replies:

THE PRESIDENT: The most awful moment was September the 11th, 2001.

Q The famous picture when somebody gave you the information?

THE PRESIDENT: Yes, that. I think, like all of us, it took a while for the -- it was more than a moment. It was the event and the aftermath. On a situation like that, it takes a period to understand exactly what was going on. When somebody says, America is under attack, and -- you've got to fully understand what that meant. And the information coming was haphazard at best for a while. We weren't sure if the State Department got hit. I'd heard the White House had got attacked. Of course, I was worried that -- my family was here.

And so I would say the toughest moment of all was after the whole reality sunk in and I was trying to help the nation understand what was going on, and at the same time, be empathetic [sic] for those who had lost lives.

The best moment was -- you know, I've had a lot of great moments. I don't know, it's hard to characterize the great moments. They've all been busy moments, by the way. I would say the best moment was when I caught a seven-and-a-half pound large mouth bass on my lake. (Laughter.)

Notice the happy transition from wondering whether his family had been killed in the White House, to blathering mindlessly about his fishing exploits. Jeezus H. Christ on a goddam pennyfarthing bicycle! The man is an absolute out-and-out psychopath. He has no feelings, no emotions apart from his own wants, no conscience, no empathy for others. He is dimly aware that he needs to feign empathy and other warm fuzzy stuff, but he does such a piss-poor job of it that the results seem bizarre and alien.

This is by no means the first time we've seen Junior segue abruptly from coldly talking about disasters and tragedies, to yucking it up in a grotesquely inappropriate and insensitive way. Remember his star turn two years ago, at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Association Dinner, where he had the punditocracy in stitches, looking for WMD's under the sofa cushions in the Oval Office? (And those same pundits intone in unison that Stephen Colbert wasn't funny. So much for their appreciation for humor.)

But Monkeynuts wasn't finished showing the German media what a clueless boor he is. He also gave an interview to German TV which featured this gem:

Q Let me ask you another question to the war on terrorism. How do you want, really, to fight terrorism when you are so dependent on Arabian oil?

THE PRESIDENT: That's an interesting question. I've never thought of it that way. The first thing we ought to do is get off oil.

ARE YOU F@$#ING SH!!TTING ME? He never thought of that before? And does he really think anyone will be fooled by this "getting off oil" crap when the dogs in the street know he is in bed with Prince Bandar and the Bin Laden family?

I swear to gawd, every time the Potemkin Village Idiot opens his trap, I feel like curling up in a fetal position, cringing with embarrassment and fear. Not just because he is dumber than a box of rocks. There's no there there - no brain, no heart. There's simply nothing going on behind those deer-in-the-headlight googly eyes. Not the slightest glimmer of recognition that he is a total failure as a politician and a human being.

He's turned a record budget surplus into an astronomical deficit, plunged millions of people in the US into poverty, slashed access to health care for millions more, dragged us into an unnecessary quagmire war at a cost of trillions of dollars and hundreds of thousands of lives, transformed a secular Arab state into a violent theocratic hellhole, devastated the military and the intelligence community, and has the worst environmental record by far of any head of state since Nero, but hey - he saved a bundle on his car insurance caught a 7.5 pound bass! I guess the human being and the fish can't peacefully coexist after all.

If there was any justice in this world, we would be feeding Junior to the fishes.