Monday, August 29, 2005
What Noble Cause?
Why did we go to war against the people of Iraq?
9/11 link? BZZZT!
WMD's? BZZZT!
Closing down the rape rooms and torture rooms? BZZZT!
Fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here? BZZZT!
Freedom on the March? BZZZT!
As the lunatic extreme right's cynical lies are exposed one by one, the last straw for them to cling to is: "Stay the course." We must ensure the previously sacrificed cannon fodder didn't die in vain, by sacrificing fresh cannon fodder.
But wait a minute, let's try one more reason:
Halliburton's bottom line? Ding-ding-ding-ding!

